After the infamous Tower meetings the lofty and knowledgeable ones otherwise known as the Bully and the Bully devotee embarked on an exercise they laughingly referred to as “consultation”. Much of this must be reported on from conjecture and hearsay as the victims of the Bully were no longer included in his escapades

The artworks that were presented in the tower had made a great deal of impact but mostly for their lack of artistic or creative merit. There had been a request from one or two of the assembled folks for copies of said artwork for perusal but this had not been forthcoming presumably for fear of ridicule.

However the Bully invoked a series of “focus groups” whereby the participants were presented with three choices

Participants were asked to choose which of these they would wish to see the Great Conceit dressed in. As the participants were not given the choice of “none of the above” or even “something else” then even by the slightest of votes one of the three choices must have come top. In this way the choice of “least crap” would be made, the Lofty Ones could slap themselves on the back for having consulted the great unwashed and if it all went pear shaped they could tell themselves and their other cronies it was not their fault but that the proletariat were to blame as they had made their choice.

Thus the maxim of the lofty ones was once again perpetuated – i.e. Give them shite and if it turns out badly they only have themselves to blame.